This is a place for some of the funny and amazing things that my son has said. He is five now going on twenty five. :)

Some great sayings by the boy... Updated! *New Funnies*

I started to bake a Chocolate cake of course my son is right there I"M GOING TO HELP! So I say ok and he says, "I'll go get the cookbook." I told him that I was going to be using a cake mix and I didn't need the cookbook and he goes, "Mom are you sureeeeeeee you can handle it without the cookbook?????" AH yeah thanks son LOL.

Today I asked the hubby to run to the grocery for me because I forgot a couple of things when we both went earlier in the week. Stephen saw him about to leave and he said "Where are you going???" his daddy said "I'm just running to the grocery store I'll be back in a few." Stephen said... "Your going alone??? I don't think that's entirely necessary. I think you require assistance you need backup Dad!"

We all need to be more innocent like little kids. I noticed that Stephen had written the letters SOB on a piece of paper. I immediate about flipped out I said what did you write that for where did you hear it???
Stephen goes "Mom it just means Superman or Batman!" LOL

My hubby recently decided that he would grow a beard and when it got out to the itchy stage he was scratching like crazy. Stephen looks right at him and goes "DAD! Do you have fleas???"

Ok my son is watching way to much TV today he came by when I was on the phone winked at me pointed his finger at me and said "Looking good baby!"

When his daddy kissed him goodnight Stephen replied: "I love you to Dad but I wish you would keep those whiskers off ME!"

"Man I'm sweating like a funky old pig."

You just never know what is going to come out of a kid's mouth. Today I was trying to explain to Stephen that my friends baby was not my baby that I didn't have him, so he belonged to my friend just like he belongs to me. I said you came from my stomach so you are my baby.
He lookes up at me and says "You ate me when I was little!"

The family recently went to see the old family graveyard that is WAY WAY off the beaten path, we had to go through fields etc to get there. My aunt looked over at Stephen and said there is a cow patty do you know what that is? Stephen without a pause goes "Ah they are originally from California."

First off I would just like to tell all the parents that even though you have taught your children things, and they know them from the inside out; do not expect them to do this or say the correct thing in public. Case in point, my son has been to church from the time he was 2 weeks old. His grandmother and I have taught him a lot about the Bible already and were so proud that he knows how to say most of the books of the New Testament, and where Jesus was born, his mothers name, etc. SO at church the other night one of the little girls that is about 10 asked him where Jesus was born, and I was ready to be all proud when he smiles really big and says "Arizonia".

This one had everyone about to die laughing. The boy never ceases to amaze me. Scott my husband and I were playing around with Stephen like we often do and we had just finished dinner. Scott was bugging Stephen about something and Stephen says I'm going to kick your bootie daddy, and goes over to his dad who is quite tall unlike me. And raises his leg to kick his daddy, well needless to say his foot only got to about Scotts knee. So Stephen walks off I'm thinking that was the end of it. When suddenly here he comes carrying one of his Kid's Chairs from his table and chairs I got him. And puts it down behind his daddy and climbs up on it to kick daddy in the bootie. I was laughing so hard I was crying. He is nothing if not industrious LOL!

Ok here is a priceless one today I was laying on the couch I have a cold and wasn't feeling so good. My husband was just kidding but he came over and acted like he was going to sit on my head. Stephen sees it and comes running over pushes both his sleeves up on his arms hits hubby in the arm and goes "Oh no you don't you scoundrel! You leave her alone!"
Well I of course lost it. I said Scoundrel where in the world did you get that he goes "Robin Hood" with this big smile. LOL!

My little defender
Tonight at dinner we were goofing off and my husband said something to the affect that "Mama is a goober." And Stephen piped right in "And Daddy is a Big Jerk!" I lost it LOL! My little hero.

I have recently been told that "It's really not a good idea to go to bed we might die if we close our eyes."

Stephen has recently gotten into the phase where kissing is and I quote "ewwwwwwww gross, disgusting!" Upon kissing him the other night I was told I have woman germs LOL! *shakes head*

I put on a new belt I had gotten the other day that is one of those chain like belts. Stephen saw it and goes "Oh mama! That chain is divine!"

He was watching tv one day and they were talking about fireflies on this particular educational program. He was fascinated by this and was really paying attention. Then he comes up to me and says "Mama the firefly he can see much better when his butt is lit up like that!"

My computer was on as it always is, and my screensaver was on and cycling through my Jane Seymour wallpapers. Stephen was staring at the pictures as they came on and he looks at me this big smile on his face "Mama she is gorgeous!"
Now this is coming from a four year old. I think I'm in trouble.

I have been informed that he is no longer "Stephen the boy he is now super Stephen".

He went up to my mother the other day and goes "Ganma your house is just fabulous!"

He is really into this stage now where he thinks he is a super hero. Now I have to state that this has been going on for a while... one time when he was three he couldn't find his cape that went with his superman shirt. I was in the living room and here he comes down the hall with one of my bra's on as a cape. The strap was over his head and the rest was hanging down his back he was so proud of himself. I was totally embarrassed.

We were sitting in church and they were praying everyone of course was quiet. I had a cold and couldn't help it I started coughing and my dear son goes "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" really loud. Now this from the mouth of the south LOL.

One of my personal favorite's is when Stephen was just learning to talk. He got Mama right off the bat :) Now my husband has a very hairy chest and he came through the house one day without his shirt and Stephen who would not say Daddy looks up and immediately goes "FUZZY!!!" I lost it my hubby goes D-A-D-D-Y
Stephen - "FUZZY" And he was fuzzy for at least a year after that.

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